ramblings of a madman

so i've been entertaining the idea of writing a book for sometime, and i've decided that now is as good of a time as any to get the ball rolling. i've made up my mind that i should set up some sort of an outline, so i won't be too overwhelmed by the enormity of this endeavor, ie. number of pages (150-200 pgs), target audience (3rd degree friends), and theme/genre (anything but an autobiography or a memoir called millions of pieces of ass).

the only problem is that i foresee a potential for creating something really cliche or generic. and so, i've come up with the following ideas in order of decreasing hilarity. humor me please.

• please don't call me japanese: travels to europe (fiction)
  
• 1 + 1 = 10 -- BITter to the end (fiction) (post-grad cs from life to death)
  
• vaccinating the internet (fiction) (ala da vinci code with computer viruses)
  
• you don't have to be an old man to drink scotch (non-fiction/reference)
  
• christians are destroying america (comedy)
  

just joking about the last one. hopefully in a week i'll be at least 5 pages into one of these books. i figure, spend two hours, two nights a week for a whole year, equivalent to 208 hours on this book and i'll be good to go! where's my writing group when i need them?

this year i resolve to be a better blogger, among other things.