Thursday, February 19, 2004
more reasons i hate my apartment
here's a letter i got today.
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Dear _____:
It has come to my unfortunate attention that the two young men in apartment 4-E only have two small throw rugs in their apartment. These are not padded and cover a very small area! When the fellows feel frisky, they start wrestling at 3:00 AM, and it sounds like Nazi Storm Troopers!!
I have asked them to get 80% of their apartment covered by a rug or rugs with padding. So far, they have done nothing.
Please inform them that they are in violation of their lease! I am entitled to the peace and quiet enjoyment of my apartment.
Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
Sincerely,
______
______, #3-E
New York, NY 10028
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fucked up world. fucked up imagination. so i fucking have to spend money on rugs.
"
Dear _____:
It has come to my unfortunate attention that the two young men in apartment 4-E only have two small throw rugs in their apartment. These are not padded and cover a very small area! When the fellows feel frisky, they start wrestling at 3:00 AM, and it sounds like Nazi Storm Troopers!!
I have asked them to get 80% of their apartment covered by a rug or rugs with padding. So far, they have done nothing.
Please inform them that they are in violation of their lease! I am entitled to the peace and quiet enjoyment of my apartment.
Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
Sincerely,
______
______, #3-E
New York, NY 10028
"
fucked up world. fucked up imagination. so i fucking have to spend money on rugs.
